Brekkie in bed delivery
I deliver the most sensitive meal of the day, 7 – 11.59 am, weekend mornings & special occasions. Most questions answered here:
Order the night before, or allow half an hour for delivery. Delivery tips gratefully accepted.
Poetry is complimentary. 15% surcharge when I have a hangover. Order on 021.474.555.
‘Paleo cocoa puffs' $10 (for 1), $20 (for 2); got milk?
fresh bread n pastries $POA
filet o’ fish (an ex’s hangover cure) $7
bloody Mary $7
fresh juice $5
dream analysis (Boyfreudian)
fanning (grapes as standard, chaise longue not incl)
hair-brushing (bed hair begone!)
motivational talk (to get out of bed)
contraception (so you can stay there)
a honey-trap (made with real honey)
cigarettes (may not make you sexier)
sentimental pricing? if you have to ask . .
Thanks for a wonderful breakfast. The quality of bread was fantastic! The lucky in love tea was amazing. We were staring at the flowers as they bloomed. You are a real sensitive boyfriend! I will surely tell my friends about your delicate service, which is off the chain! Many thanks. —Lily
ps from Hamish: The poem made my day and I will be referring to Lily as my ‘refined sugar’ for years to come. Thanks so much.
Zoe Kenzie-Benbrook & Erin
the Akl Public Library as personified by Karen Issel
why buy the cow when you can get a coffee for $5 + a small delivery fee ?