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job applications! dating profiles! speeches!

I once went for a job as a driver at an Auckland brothel. I handed over my CV to the owner.
‘We don’t need those here, mate’, he said.

If you’re applying for a job that does need a CV, I’d like to help.
We could do a cover letter & CV makeover, or . . something game-changing.

  • an application for an office manager using ink stamps
  • For an application to a shoe company, we described the applicant via his footwear.
  • A photographer’s cover letter, submitted as a photo.

We also do dating profiles – one client had a photo of himself in 1940s get-up.
I advised him to put ‘Old fashioned gentleman’ on his Tinder.

We can also give help with pitches and speeches. for enquiries.

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