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I will write poetry for a special occasion or just an everyday one. Don’t be afraid to ask – I love writing poetry, but have f#ck all excuses to do it. Weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, I do it all.

This was a recent poem for Tid, who broke her leg :

Dear Tid,

Not from the third storey
nor from a rearing horse.
No high-wire blaze-of-glory,
as you headed south.

‘Twas in your garden
that you came to grief.
In your garden, darlin’,
trembling like a leaf.

The ground is mined
everywhere we go.
Danger danger,
moving fast or slow.

Life’s not like you,
so sweet, always kind.
Are you thirsty?
I will bring the wine.

xo, Lana

a poem for the Walls :

and one about Susie&Corey’s wedding – their aunt has some good moves:

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