I deliver the most sensitive meal of the day, 7 - 11.59 am, weekend mornings & special occasions. Most questions answered here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnewPEfJbnU

Order the night before, or allow half an hour for delivery.
Gift vouchers available.
Delivery tip gratefully accepted. There is a 15% surcharge when I have a hangover.
You can take breakfast in my Parnell bedroom, if you’d rather eat out.
Poetry is complimentary - compliments you have to work for.
Call me, 021.474.555.

CONTINENTAL MENU

bagels $3
croissants $4
pastries (danish, chocolate, almond, raisin) $5
fresh bread $8
filet o’ fish (an ex’s hangover cure) $8
bloody Mary $9
fresh juice $5
coffee $5
tea & sympathy $5
newspaper $3

SENTIMENTAL MENU

dream analysis (Boyfreudian)
fanning (grapes as standard, but chaise longue not included)
hair-brushing (bed hair begone!)
motivational talk (to get out of bed)
contraception (so you can stay there)
a honey-trap (made with real honey)
cigarettes (may not make you sexier)

sentimental pricing? if you have to ask . .

SATISFIED CUSTOMERS

Thanks for a wonderful breakfast. The quality of bread was fantastic! The lucky in love tea was amazing. We were staring at the flowers as they bloomed. You are a real sensitive boyfriend! I will surely tell my friends about your delicate service, which is off the chain! Many thanks.
Lily
ps
from Hamish:
The poem made my day and I will be referring to Lily as my ‘refined sugar’ for years to come. Thanks so much.