Nom*D t-shirts. They only come in M, my size. I'm normally L but their L is a little larger than usual L.
Average rosettes. Celebrate your averageness. By comedienne Miriam Elia. Available in blue, green, yellow, orange and purple.
Amazing 'diamond' rings in acrylic by an NYC designer, Alissia.
Fantastic Man magazine. I'm selling my back catalogue of hard-to-get gentleman's style magazine, and my former employer, Fantastic Man. Also for $1 I will give you a whisper of crazy expensive perfume, FANTASTIC MAN. It's the only way it's cost efficient and is a comment on the ridiculousness of wealth or something.
I'm also selling a tote bag & porcelain keys from Curiosity in San Francisco.
A vintage Playboy . . . I thought it might qualify as socially acceptable porn.
Knitted dogs from Caravan, London.
A couple of bottles of Château de Saint Cosme, the winery I used to work at in France.
The Poo Log, published by Chronicle Books.
A collection of all my things polka dot, including: umbrellas, a scarf, a jacket, a t-shirt, a tie, COWBOY SHIRT!! and a hat. All in dreamy dots.
