Winter condom : made of 100% wool.
Poor person's iPad : make any book into an iPad, with this 'iPad' dust jacket.
Chandelier book mark : a hedonist swings on a chandelier between your pages.
Dream diary : post-its with dream bubbles that you stick to the wall behind your bed.
Love/hate pencil : One end for ♥ letters, the other for HATE MAIL.
Boyfriend tester pencil: Test how sensitive your boyfriend is . . drop this pencil, he's a keeper if he picks it up.
Polka dot badges : badges that give your clothes polka dots.
a square peg 'for your round hole' : a goodbye present
Invite yourself invitations : you send these to someone when you want to invite yourself to do something with them.
Lucky in love tea : a tea that improves your love life. Comes with a Placebo tea, so you can compare your shiny, new one to theirs.
Porn Puzzle : I will make a jigsaw puzzle of a candid photo of your lover. All that hard work will be worth it.
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