Winter condom : made of 100% wool.

Poor person's iPad : make any book into an iPad, with this 'iPad' dust jacket.

Chandelier book mark : a hedonist swings on a chandelier between your pages.

Dream diary : post-its with dream bubbles that you stick to the wall behind your bed.

Love/hate pencil : One end for ♥ letters, the other for HATE MAIL.

Boyfriend tester pencil: Test how sensitive your boyfriend is . . drop this pencil, he's a keeper if he picks it up.

Polka dot badges : badges that give your clothes polka dots.

a square peg 'for your round hole' : a goodbye present

Invite yourself invitations : you send these to someone when you want to invite yourself to do something with them.

Lucky in love tea : a tea that improves your love life. Comes with a Placebo tea, so you can compare your shiny, new one to theirs.

Porn Puzzle : I will make a jigsaw puzzle of a candid photo of your lover. All that hard work will be worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6u1zOBPZc

$5 : order on drusdrus@gmail.com